The Life and Strange of zothiakus

zothiakus is famed for her cork art, vintage dresses, and being from Iowa.  She does not live within walking distance of cows, she does not have a corn field in her back yard or drive a tractor to school, and she doesn't communicate with aliens via crop circles in her nonexistent corn field, although she'd love to.  In her spare time she sails on a pea soup pond with geese and watches old reruns of Star Trek and Doctor Who.  She also reads.  LOTS.